just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
please. stop praying for my grandpa!!!! you are making him too strong. he broke out of the hospital and the cops cant get him. he’s too powerful
when you hold a boy’s dick you hold all of their power. they are powerless. you can either give them an orgasm or destroy them.
*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*
*at drivers test* of course I have experience driving sir I play Mario kart all the time
imagine a pizza topped with several smaller pizzas